Funniest ‘Frandship’ Messages on Facebook

My quest to find these masterpieces of literary genius started when I accidentally stumbled on my “Others” tab on Facebook Messages. And there they were… not one or two but a vast treasure of laughter, ego boost and downright disturbing messages...

They seem to be an 'exclusively for women' phenomenon, but if any man out there has got these then please do send them over. Laughter is best when shared…

1.    The Poet

Love the poem Vijay. I am 'ASSUMING' I use my 'EYES' to 'SEE', what do you use yours for??? For more details refer: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_eye_used_for#slide=2

2.    The Blonde

I don’t know if I want call myself with a name reserved for the quintessential blonde but I am sure you should… “Sushil…u r very Barbie…”

 3.    The Sesquipedalian

Somebody get me a Dictionary quick! Nitin just vomited a Thesaurus!! CHARISMATIC UNWAVERING PHENOMENON MAGNANIMOUS EXUBERANCE PATRONAGE INTOXICATING!!!! STOP!! STOP!!! Actually I am also worried had he got a response he would have positively OD’ed… Opium was it.. ROTFL

4.    The ROMEO

This one is the classic Majnu. I am sorry for breaching your trust and actually MAKING FUN of this… but dude!! Seriously you leave me with no choice here!! What the hell is “SOMETHING BELONG TO ME ETERNALLY”??? “SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT GOING ON IN MY LIFE THAN MYSELF”??? “WHEN I AM OLDER…” Growing Up will do you more good than getting older!! And you kept the best for last “Unable to decide on my Marriage because of THIS” What is ‘THIS’ Vikram?? My profile pictures??? Seriously!!!

 5.    The Creep

I do not know whether to laugh or be concerned about this message… Firstly Shakespeare never wrote that beautiful, poignant line.. You did!! Why share the credit J Second please read para one of: http://safepassagedv.org/education/types-of-sexual-assault.aspx JUMP ON HER????!! Stay away dude!! Stay away…

6.    The Mentalist

I know what you are doing here…  Reducing a girl’s self-confidence by telling her she is not even ‘close to beauty’… and when she is at her lowest with self-doubts and all crazy things low self-respect can do to you… Hitin swoops in, like a man in shining armor telling her that she is DIVINE!!! Mind games dude… only if they ever worked :P

I am mostly left speechless or out-of-breath laughing… but my second thoughts are, how do they even find my Facebook page??

Honestly, no matter what approach they try, 99.9% are bound to fail. It would be interesting to find out what might make for a good “Frandship” message that actually gets the receiver to reply back.

I would suggest a ‘controlled honest’ approach. Do Not write everything that you feel, 100% declarations of love, lust, whatever will not get you anywhere. But an honest indication of your intention and a brief introduction might get it started…

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